Name: Abraxas Necronomi
Race: Drow
Gender: Female
Age: 32
Class: Necromancer (Cleric of A'az)
Deity: A'az, God of the Dead
Occupation: President of Necronomicorp
Bio: Abraxas graduated from the Morgoth School of Necromancy, and climbed the ranks of her father's company due more to her great skill as a leader than to nepotism. Her father was killed (again) when his phylactery was compressed into a singularity. Abraxas was able to take over the position of president, but a mysterious human from off-world was voted CEO. She is currently struggling to keep Necronomicorp from falling to demonic influence.
Name: Abraxus Necronomi
Race: Drow/Wraith
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Class: Summoner
Deity: None
Occupation: Owns "Tome Depot", a magic shop.
Bio: Unlike his older sister, Abraxus went to a secular university to study Summoning, the art of using magic to open tears in space. He was so bad at school that he made a deal with a succubus to increase his magical aptitude, leaving him with immense power, but no body. Abraxus was able to go on living as a wraith, with a body made entirely of dark magic. Last Halloween he organized a ritual designed to open a portal to the Netherworld, but something went wrong and instead the mages in attendance summoned two beings from another universe. Now Abraxus must avoid the attentions of BinStar Security, who seem to have a problem with dimensional breaches and wraithism.
Name: Amputar
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Class: Barbarian
Deity: Ruul, The Sun God
Occupation: Security Officer for BinStar Security Corp.
Bio: As a barbarian, Amputar shuns the cybernetic enhancements and mobile-suits offered by his company. He has a hard time figuring out complicated technology, but is very skilled with a two-handed beam-sword. Amputar is usually an amicable man, but he is ruled by his emotions. Often anger or hunger will drive him into an uncontrolled frezy. In short, he is a perfectly normal barbarian.
Han is Amputar's brother. They don't seem to get along.
Name: Anslasax Necronomi
Race: Drow/Lich
Gender: Male
Class: Necromancer (Cleric of A'az)
Deity: A'az, God of the Dead
Occupation: Former President and CEO of Necronomicorp
Bio: Anlasax's soft spot for old-school technology led to the loss of his undeath. For some reason he chose an outdated copy machine as his phylactery when he became a lich. The phylactery was thrown out seven years later, leaving Necronomicorp without a leader.
Name: Han Barbeara
Race: Human/Were Bear
Gender: Male
Occupation: Death Row Prisoner
Bio: Gibson's cell mate in the dungeons of Necronomicorp. Apparently some local rangers caught him eating babies out of bassinets. Or pic-a-nic baskets as he calls them. He doesn't wear much in the way of clothing because of the cursed strip-maul he carries.
Han is Amputar's brother. They don't seem to get along.
Name: Bombies™: The Exploding Zombies
Race: Various/Zombie
Gender: Various
Age: Varies
Deity: A'az, God of the Dead
Occupation: Explosive
Bio: Normally mindless animated corpses stuffed with explosives. Neuton armed them with self-awareness, so now they are on strike.
Name: Burnie
Race: Fire Elemental
Age: 1
Deity: Brea, Goddess of Fire
Occupation: Servant to Abraxus
Bio: Abraxus summoned this small fire elemental to help him find out where Gib was taken when he was arrested. Fire elementals are living beings made of combusting light mana.
Burnie stars in his own Video Game.
Name: Buttons
Race: Furry (Felid)
Gender: Female
Age: 18
Occupation: Serving Wench at "Von Feasty's"
Bio: We don't know much about Buttons yet. If fact, we didn't know her name was Buttons until we read this character page. So far we know that she had never heard of vegetarians until recently, and she really wants to serve someone an entire roast pig. She also appears to be some kind of cat-person.
Name: Chainy
Race: Ogre
Gender: Male
Age: 58
Class: Warlock (Cleric of Zuul)
Deity: Zuul, The Demon-God
Occupation: Director of Accounting, Necronomicorp
Bio: Necronomicorp had traditionally been a company run by worshipers of A'az, God of Death. Recently Chainy has brought his demonic influence into the mix, tainting what would otherwise merely be a medium-evil corporation. Chainy's favorite food is puppies, and his favorite drink is vodka mixed with orphan blood.
Name: Dian Von Feasty
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 60
Class: Druid (Cleric of Gia)
Deity: Gia, Goddess of Life
Occupation: Owner of "Von Feasty's" Restauraunt
Bio: Dian's druidic powers allow him to make a living by conjuring a marvelous banquet three times a day, and charging people seven $pace-bucks for all they can eat. His power over plants also helps him repair the damage Amputar causes to his wall.
Name: Doktor Von Murderheim
Race: Human/Vampire
Gender: Male
Age: 111
Class: Medic
Deity: A'az, God of the Dead
Occupation: Personnel Director for Necronomicorp
Bio: Doktor Von Murderheim seems to be working with the Demonic side of Necronomicorp, despite the fact that he owes his unlife to the power of A'az. He also seems to be an expert on anthropoid biology.
Name: Ereshkigal
Race: Beholder
Gender: Female
Age: 120
Class: Seer
Deity: Ruul, The Sun God
Occupation: Detective for BinStar Security Corp.
Bio: Ereshkigal is a Beholder Mage. Beholders have one large center eye, and ten eyes on stalks. Their large eye radiates a field that negates magical effects, so in order to become mages, beholders must remove their eye in a bizzare and painful ritual. Or I guess they could get an oculectomy under anesthesia, but that doesn't sound as impressive, does it? Ereshkigal is a detective for BinStar security. She is a Seer, specializing in the magical school that consists mainly of Scrying and Divination magic. If you reminder that she is a blind floating eye seer, she might use her death ray on you.
Name: Fleshkropht
Race: Demon
Deity: Zuul, The Demon-God
Occupation: Servant to Chainy
Bio: A demon is a naturally occuring being made of dark magic. This particular demon is a tiny assassin that serves Chainy. Basically, Fleshkropht is a jerk.
Name: Gibson
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Class: Technomancer
Deity: None
Occupation: Tech Support
Bio: Gibson is a technomancer, that means he has studied the methods of magically manipulating high-tech devices, as well as the engineering of magitech devices. Gibson is a self-employed healer of technology, running a fix-it shop out of his laboratory. He is an active member of the open-sorcery movement. Gibson constantly craves attention, and so he's always trying out his obnoxious brand of humor on the unsuspecting populace. But I guess you wouldn't be reading this comic if he didn't.
Name: Tobias and Gringeldt
Race: Ogre and Great Troll
Gender: Male
Occupation: Goons
Bio: Abraxus refers to these two as "trog goons", "Trog" being a derogatory name for Troglodytes, the Genus that includes Trolls, Ogres, Orcs, and Goblins. And "Goon" being a derogatory term for hired muscle. We don't know much about these two, except that they probably do grunt work for the Demonic side of Necronomicorp. Tobias is the Ogre and Gringeldt is the Great Troll.
Name: Higgins
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 34
Occupation: Assistant to the President of Television
Bio: Higgins is a human from Earth. He is the assistant to the President of Television, despite the facts that he hates the president of television, doesn't watch television, and is smart enough to invent a television that can receive broadcasts from parallel realities. He is currently trying to cope with the fact that he's not in his original universe any more.
Name: Lucas
Race: High Elf
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Class: Paladin of Ruul
Deity: Ruul, The Sun God
Occupation: Security Officer for BinStar Security Corp.
Bio: Lucas's zealous devotion to the Sun God Ruul lead him to take a job as a Security Paladin for BinStar Security Corp, a private law-enforcement company. Lucas is both a skilled warrior and a compassionate healer, but he has a very black-and-white view of the universe.
Name: Neuton
Race: Grey Elf
Gender: Male
Age: 76
Class: Cleric of Trimaj
Deity: Trimaj, God of Knowledge
Occupation: Former Director of Magitech Research at Necronomicorp
Bio: Neuton's hobby is animating inanimate objects, and then giving them the power of self-awareness (i.e. sapience). This hobby got him into deep trouble when he granted sapience to the bombies™ whose production had been contracted by KAIMAERA Corp. Chainy ordered Fleshkropht to kill Neuton, but he was able to possess an office chair that he had recently animated. Neuton must now hide the fact that the rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated.
Name: Pazdo
Race: Goblin
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Class: Jester
Occupation: Comedian
Bio: Pazdo is a relatively succesful stand-up comedian. The fact that there are logical flaws in his routine only seems to bother Gib, though Ereshkigal didn't seem to appreciate Pazdo's beholder jokes. Pazdo is a member of the Rock Goblin Horde, along with his good friend A'Kwuh, and honorary member Therin.
Name: Pharmathrax
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 45
Occupation: CEO of Necronomicorp
Bio: This guy is apparently the current CEO of Necronomicorp. The positions of CEO and President were split after the death of Anslasax Necronomi. He's a big fan of Zeke the Christmas Ghoul.
Name: Rupert
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 45
Occupation: President of Television
Bio: Is this guy's name just "The President of Television"? The POTV is from the same universe as Higgins, where he was apparently the head of the ulimate media conglomerate. He came up with the idea of cancelling FarScape, censoring Family Guy, Alternate Reality TV, and Zeke the Christmas Ghoul. So, you know, blame him.
Name: Rovian
Race: Demon
Deity: Zuul, The Demon-God
Occupation: Servant to Abraxas
Bio: Rovian is a demon that works for Abraxas, though she doesn't seem to fully trust him. He has the head of some kind of armadillo or something, bat wings, a reptilian tale, and... are those sneakers?
Name: Skatha
Race: Orc
Gender: Female
Bio: Skatha is a vegetarian Orc that frequents Dian Von Feasty's restaurant. She has become good friends with Buttons, despite the fact that when they first met, she tried to serve her an entire roast pig.
Name: Skully
Race: Human/Skeleton
Deity: A'az, God of the Dead
Occupation: Secretary to Abraxas
Bio: Skully is an animated human skeleton that serves as Abraxas's secretary.
Name: Therin
Race: Dwarf
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Class: Bounty Hunter
Deity: Unitarian
Occupation: Bounty Hunter
Bio: Therin is a Unitarian, which means that he doesn't hold any one god to be more important than the others. It does not mean that he only eats unicorns. It's okay, it's a common mistake. Therin is an honorary member of the Rock Goblin Horde, along with Pazdo and A'Kwuh. He's a bounty hunter with good tracking and combat skills. He has a neural interface that allows him to connect his mind directly to computer networks.
Name: Tim
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Class: Sorcerer
Occupation: Student
Bio: Tim is studying for a degree in Sorcery, the Art of turning magical force into kinetic force. He met Abraxus and Gibson when he came into Tome Depot to buy a Tome of Magic Missile for his first class in Sorcery. That is also when Gibson turned him on to the Open-Sorcery movement. Tim's early magical knowledge was enough to get him invited to Abraxus' Halloween ritual. The thing on his shirt is actually a magical monogram that says "Tim", if there was any doubt left in your mind that he was a dork.
Name: Winda
Race: Air Elemental
Age: 1
Deity: Theus, The Sky God
Occupation: Air Conditioner
Bio: Winda is a friend of Burnie's who works in the BinStar dungeons as an air-conditioner. She slew the Wumpus for Abraxus, who has the power to command elementals, even if he wasn't the one to summon them.
Race: Wumpus
Occupation: Monster
Bio: The wumpus is a pungent and deadly monster that lives in caves and dungeons. Tim points out that a person approaching a wumpus is like unbleached hair. (They both dye horribly.) Luckily, Abraxus, Tim, Winda, and Burnie were able to defeat the one lurking in the BinStar dungeons. Abraxus trapped the Wumpus's soul in a soulstone, so that it could be summoned later.
Name: Xyzzy
Race: Illithid
Class: Chaomancer (Cleric of Xao)
Deity: Xao, Goddess of Chaos
Bio: Xyzzy is an illithid chaomancer from deep within the bowels of Planet Underdark. He uses the divine power of Xao to bend the laws of space and time and generally drive people insane. Insane people have the tastiest brains, they say.
Name: Zeke
Race: Human/Ghoul
Gender: Male
Occupation: Christmas Ghoul
Bio: Zeke is either a real Ghoul or a character in a TV show, or both. Or maybe he's character in a web-comic?