I probably should have done this joke last week if I'd wanted to be topical. I think timelessness is really more important though, you know? The not knowing a bow was loaded joke was the first one I ever used in a comic. That comic had an Ent and a centaur! I was ten years old. George Bush was president and there was a war in Iraq. See? Timeless.
Besides, if I really wanted to be topical I'd enter a semi-liquid state and squeeze into a tube that said "for external use only".
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