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Apparently I am good at sounding like Gollum.
So 
pulpdecameron is a "microfiction" project. This guy writes extremely short stories that play off of classical pulp genres like fantasy, supers, sci-fi, pirates, et c. In one of his posts he said he'd give a $10 Amazon gift certificate to whoever sent him the best impression of Gollum screaming about hating subject-verb agreement.
I won. I'm sure I'm the only one who entered, but I think my impression is pretty good anyway.