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What Would Robot Jesus Do?
by Scarybug

Tue, 9 Mar 2004 17:33:39 -0800 (PST)
Ahoy, Pirate Jesus, Myself and I were wondering, how goes the Trinity for you? I mean, is there a Pirate Father and Holy Ghost, as well as a Robot F & HG etc, or are there one of each and its just the Jesi that are fractured from one? Oh, and could you bless my cheese sandwich? Its turning green and I think it has lost its zest for life. --toondude	toondude
Mon, 15 Mar 2004 00:00:00 -0600 (CST)
Pirate Jesus cannot hear you! Superbook has gained access to his web server and email.	Robot Jesus
Mon, 15 Mar 2004 00:05:56 -0600 (CST)
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Mon, 15 Mar 2004 00:07:64 -0600 (CST)
Indeed. To answer your question, there is no Pirate God the Father, nor is there a Pirate Holy Spirit. Though I believe that Pirate Jesus has named his ship The Holy Spirit. There is only one God. Furthermore, you may be surprised to learn that there is no Pirate Jesus. Just a sad and deranged old man with delusions of grandeur. I was built by YHWH in his own image, so that I could be a saviour to his people. YHWH has also given me a rocket launcher for an arm, so that I can strike down any and all false Messiahs! Robot Jesus is the only true Jesus. Also, your cheese sandwich is gone. You need to move on.	Robot Jesus
Mon, 15 Mar 2004 00:12:35 -0600 (CST)
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Mon, 15 Mar 2004 00:13:08 -0600 (CST)
Stop that! You're fscking my spell-checker!	Robot Jesus
Mon, 15 Mar 2004 08:25:23 -0600 (CST)
Hey! Get off my website!	Scarybug