Pirate Jesus - by Scarybug


Comic for October 25, 2004

Spread the gospel
of Pirate Jesus!

What the crappy hell? Who be ye? Greetings Pirate Judas, You may call me Vampire Jesus! You can't be Vampire Jesus! There can be no Vampire Jesus! Th' power o' Christ destroys vampires! Ye be wearing a damn cross fer Christ's sake! Yer very existence be a contradiction!
SternAftForeBow
Monday, October 25, 2004

Hyper Death Babies is a webcomic. Those of you who know me, know that I like stick-figure art, randomness and gratuitous implied violence. Those of you who read my High-School Frence book know this especially well. Hyper Death Babies has all of those things. It is also written by a grown man pretending to be a six year old boy named Charles! Impressive.

The title got me to thinking. "Hyper Death Babies" sounds like one of those phrases my brain comes up with when I least suspect it. I'm going to take this opportunity to copyright one such idea right now, lest it be born as someone else's creation.

Doktor Von Murderheim. Doktor Von Murderheim a copyright belonging to me. I have no idea where, when, or if I'm going to ever use the name Doktor Von Murderheim, but no one else can use the name Doktor Von Murderheim unless they get permission from me! Behold! as this page becomes the number one google search for "Doktor Von Murderheim!"

Vote for Pirate Jesus on TWC and Buzz Comix and I will give you a Vampire Jesus wallpaper and also perhaps some sort of Hitler Cat wallpaper.



Pirate Jesus  © 2004 A. Joseph Rheaume

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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