Pirate Jesus - by Scarybug


Comic for October 4, 2004

Spread the gospel
of Pirate Jesus!

What? I killed you! Me Jesus, me rise from dead. But... How did you get back to Earth? Me fall. Me get hot and die. Then be rise from dead. How did you get HERE? Me fall in water, me break many bones and die. Then me rise from dead. Then me drown. Then me... Rise from dead. Right. Then me climb onwood floaty thing. Now me squish you with club.
SternAftForeBow
Monday, October 4, 2004

Hopefully you'll be able to understand how to read the dialogue in this comic. See, first Astronaut Jesus speaks, then Caveman Jesus speaks, then Astronaut Jesus speaks, then Caveman Jesus speaks, et cetera.

I found a comic that finally tells the true story of the animosity between Pirate and Ninja, the comic is aptly names Pirate vs. Ninja! Not to be confused with Science vs. Religion, or Pirate Jesus.

My parents lent me the first season of 'Allo 'Allo, a British comedy from the 80's about occupied France during WWII. Sort of the BritCom version of Hogan's Heroes. I liked Hogan's Heroes because it was a wacky version of The Great Escape, only a lot more upbeat. But 'Allo 'Allo is just fragging hilarious.

This is a little late, but my friend Zonk is now the editor of Slashdot Games. This is now his 3rd paying job. I guess the man hates sleep.

Looks like I'm going back to work on Monday! I've been in a bit of a dry period lately. My last paycheck was over a month late (It bounced around Wisconsin trying to find me) and I wasn't working for a month or two. Now I make 3 times as much! Go me!

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