Pirate Jesus - by Scarybug


Comic for June 28, 2004

Spread the gospel
of Pirate Jesus!

AAARRGH! EMERGENCY BAPTISM! PIRATE JOHN THE BAPTIST SMASH ROBOT ANGEL!!!
SternAftForeBow
Monday, June 28, 2004
Me make webcomic! But me not have comment for this panel. Except me notice that when background not photo-realistic, image load faster.

Actually this comic was based on a true story. When I was baptized, I instantly grew two and a half feet and gained forty pounds of muscle. Then I punched a hole in the wall of the church and ran five miles down I-90 before animal control got me in the neck with a tranq gun. At first the local news was making it out to be some kind of miracle, but it turns out that the priest accidentally mixed the holy water with the "steroid free" drinking water that was originally supposed to have been shipped along with our athletes to the 1980 Olympics in Moscow (Which the US ended up boycotting because of the USSR's invasion of Aghanistan). We all learned some valuable lessons that day, I can tell you.

WORLD FORUM COMIC!

The sequel to Science Vs Religion is The Society for Creative Anachronism

The PIRATE JESUS STORE is now open for business! If there's a specific Pirate Jesus character or comic you'd like on a t-shirt, email me and I can set it up.

The Pirate Jesus Forum has been birthed into existence. It's being hosted by Webcomic.net

Voting on TWC will still give you the PJ blooper image.
For voting on Buzz Comix, you get a Mini Comic that you'll only get if you were at the same bachelor party I was Saturday night. Congratulations Brian and Kat ^_^


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