Pirate Jesus - by Scarybug


Comic for June 21, 2004

Spread the gospel
of Pirate Jesus!

Wait! I be a robot too! Beep boop bop beep! See?
SternAftForeBow
Monday, June 21, 2004
Well we all knew that Pirate Judas Iscariot would betray Pirate Jesus eventually. I mean, I especially knew it, because I'm the cartoonist.

Incidentally, If Jesus purposefully died for our sins, shouldn't we consider Judas's betrayal a good thing? One could even interpret Jesus's last supper speech: "One of you will deny me and one of you will betray me." as an order, and not a prediction. "But then why did he hang himself?", You may ask. "A better question would be "Why does Judas die twice?"", I might answer.

For those of you who were worried about scurvy, you can now see that Pirate Jesus keeps lemons on board. Of course Pirate Jesus can cure scurvy by laying on hands. He can also multiply lemons, or turn water into orange juice, but it's a good idea to plan for contingencies.

WORLD FORUM COMIC!

The sequel to Science Vs Religion is The Society for Creative Anachronism

The PIRATE JESUS STORE is now open for business! If there's a specific Pirate Jesus character or comic you'd like on a t-shirt, email me and I can set it up.

The Pirate Jesus Forum has been birthed into existence. It's being hosted by Webcomic.net

Voting on TWC will still give you the PJ blooper image.
For voting on Buzz Comix, you get a Mini Comic that you'll only get if you were at the same bachelor party I was Saturday night. Congratulations Brian and Kat ^_^


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